What you say???

This generation of text messaging, and IM just blows my mind. Back when I was in school, getting detention for honking teachers noses, passing X rated notes, shooting spit wads, and just plain ole being me, I never thought I would have me an Apple 2e in my pocket that I could talk into. WOW, that just aged me like a bad can of sardines.
To take all this slang, and whatever text shorthand deally bobs are like WTF, who would have guessed. I thought just the Army used those things. I mean, TP has been around for a long time, but WTF? Who sit down and figured that out? I have created some pretty good stuff in my day, but man that has to cap it off.
If someone would have said you know, Milhon, one day you are going to have a little phone in your pocket you can talk in, and text, and watch porn. I probably wouldn't have been excited about any of it except,,,,,,ya you know me too. But to have to learn a new language? This is just confusing the hell ups out of me. LMFAO was greek to me until a couple months ago. WTF has always been the Wild Turkey Federation, and ROTFLMFAO? Sounds kinda Nazi.
So, if you want to text or short hand, remember, not all of us are simple minded, some of us had to LONG HAND all of our report papers we wrote in school. Yes, we owned pens and pencils, and had to write until we had indents in our fingers, and a pile of lined paper to hand in. So, if ya text me, and I'm like HUH? Don't think you stumped me, cause I am still smarter than you. It's my name on the ticket, and your sitting watching me. So, fans, thanks alot for making me have to try to match things up like playing a game of hangman. But until then, don't be silly, wrap ole willy.