The short armed BBQ man

When you have short arms, you cannot buy a grill that you can't reach the back of without causing baldness and 3rd degree burns to ones forearms. Just a rule of logic, there is a reason Walmart sells tongs, and flippers with an extended handle, for you!!!
Trying to put on a show being Emeril, isn't good at all when the burn hair smell over rides the burgers. I would love to offer you some rogaine, but it is flammable and I would not feel safe giving such an item to a person that singes off their arm hair.
But in looking in the near future, Weber, the leader in the grilling industry, makes an oval grill that the lid comes completely off, therefore allowing you 360 degrees to get around the grill. What a concept.
But until you decide to burn more hairs off your arm, turn on the gas for 2 minutes with the lid shut, open quickly to toss in a match, missing eyebrows are far more entertaining than no arm hair.
And remember, round grills, and extended handle grilling tools are at Walmart.

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