Stop and wonder

Ever wonder who was the dumb ass that put his hand in the fan on am engine that was on? He had them make a sticker.
Who puts diesel in their unleaded car? I bet that takes some work getting that big nozzle in that has hole. There is a sticker for that
wonder who lets their kids play with plastic sacks? If you need that sticker you should NOT even have kids.
cigs? My god, we all know it can kill you, like a label is going to stop them.
Wonder how many people fell at the watch your step sticker? That's a good place for a hidden camera.
My grill even says CAUTION HOT!!! No shit? I thought uv light cooked inside a grill.
But best of all, a cord that says it may produce electric shock, no kidding? Really? Make it plug in itself, or make a friend do it for you.
Some of the worlds people need a cd player saying, inhale, exhale, inhale, just to keep them alive.
Next time you see a warning, step into my mind, laugh and say wonder who didn't know, our who did this to get a sticker in their honor.

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