The little things

Its the little things in life that are the most memorable, like working, when a female customer comes in, I like to run over, open the door for her, slap her on the butt and say glad you came.
I love selling my clothing line, the ex, the perfect panty is a thing with"I came first"printed on the front". And the matching bra, out of samples.
But the greatest little thing you can do, is just walk over to 54 inch hip, and tell her if she wants to work her butt off, walk to omaha, or buy a elliptical. For some reason, they are over joyed.
Its the smallest gestures you do, to make people remember you for ever, if they don't, call the short bus to give then a ride home.

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