March Madness

Well it’s that time of year again when you have all these wannabe basketball fans & followers putting money on a table making bets their asses can’t cash. One thing’s for sure though, the winner is going to be the winner and second place will just be the first loser same as it's always been! We as Americans just don’t seem to understand the fact that making bets and getting all emotionally wrapped up in some wide eyed college kids who are most likely more excited about finding a few beers and a date on Saturday night just don’t make sense.

 We have come down a long dirt road though I suppose, from the coach tossing chairs at the refs and players, to him then getting a promotion working at a major network and making him out to be much bigger than he really is. Oh Yeah Baby that makes a lot of sense huh?!?! I sit here and wonder as a “normal guy” college football fan & watcher, when is Sandusky going to have a new show titled “Behind the Bars - An Outlook on Sports”? By the way in case you were wondering, none of us are ever gonna know what, where, and most importantly how that whole mess at Penn St. happened!

 Anywho, one thing will remain true though… we’re gonna place our trust in five kids on a court trying to toss a round ball into an apple basket and score some points so WE can try and make some money off of it! Now really, does that make any sense? If that’s our guide, what IS this world coming to anyway? Take for instance most kids these days, they don’t work, mommy and daddy pay for everything, and on top of that they expect everything given to them on a silver platter… Then we as adult’s are gonna let something they actually DO have to work for, oddly enough, and we try to make us a couple hundred bucks off a lucky wager from their hard work! Now those are some Messed up odds don’t ya think?.

 

So as your sitting your fat butt in your lazy-boy watching March Madness on television, and I’m sitting here on mine watching some good ole hockey, wondering who’s going to get suspended for a game by hitting who, (cause I love me some contact sports), sit back n relax, and remember, white men can’t jump!... Or is that just another messed up belief we have been taught from our upbringing? Well, while that movie attempted educate us and make millions in the theater at the same time, it obviously didn’t do enough, cause in the case of college basketball, there are white people that can jump! So take your bets, slap some money on the table, but just remember when you lose, just don’t be surprised if the wife is pissy, and if you happen to win some cashola off the hard work of those kids, just remember one thing…. Don’t be silly, wrap ole willy. ROCK CHALK!!

NBA Rant

So, Wade, your swollen  up pocket book is getting greedy? Obviously you missed church on Easter, or maybe just church in general. Greed is not good. So don't even bring up God, or anything when you mumble out your basketball talking chops. From now on, instead of being Wade, I'm going to refer to you as porkchop.
Porkchop, beings the President Obama forbiden meat, to have someone say they are American and then be asked to promote our country, stand up as a citizen, play the gift they enjoy, and then ask for money to do what thousands of REAL ATHLETES have done for centuries without being paid? Come on man, show some class, not just your ass.
Maybe we should start paying our bobsled team, they have hearts, they win gold, they don't ask for nothing, and still know the stars are on the left top on the flag. To know I served 4 1/2 years to protect my country with dingleberries like you, I'm ashamed, and NO TV in my house will ever stop on a NBA game. Thanks for putting that stupid sport on the block list. I have seen dudes down at the hood that would love to smoke that ass for NOTHING, not even a Gatorade.
Show some class, you chose to be a professional athlete, now either play for your country or get the hell off the court so a REAL CITIZEN can play. Don't see the hockey players crying?  Maybe it's because they are playing a mans sport, a contact sport. Like to see your lanky butt on skates. Okay, well, if you want to be like your idol Kobe, don't be silly, wrap ole willy.