Best Things

Its the little things in life that just make me laugh my ass off like a drunk Santa. Okay, my belly jiggles. So I was just Facebook Whoring away and all of a sudden my damn computer starting ringing. Like a damn phone, I thought Facebook updated something retarded like they did the last time. And it rang, and rang, cuz I'm slow like that.
So I noticed this pop up balloon deally bob, that said answer, so WTF, I did, my brother started talking. Talk about freaked out, I thougt the damn Russians were coming for my commie hating ass. So, I talked back, and he heard me. TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Then he asked where my video is, so, I was digging up a porn to email, and then he explained himself better, cuz he is my family member and knows better. Plus, Candycane was right there. After googling that shit, I found a download for it. TOTALLY COOL. I have free Skype, or maybe Skype is free, I don't know.
Then Candycane, my sister in law, educated me on how to get it on my phone. This technology shit is cooler than an igloo in March with 2 nano nano's pissing outside. (Don't ask). So after about 10 minutes, I am one cool ass redneck with google talk and video at my hands. OH THIS COULD BE BAD. Looks like I need to start opening some porn gmail accounts!!!!
But I am so proud of myself I gave myself a bowl of ice cream, then took the the cocoa puffs and dumped them out and replaced them with some Iams tiny bites. The kids wont ever know, and I bet they don't ask for cocoa puffs anymore either. Never a dull momeny living with a redneck, never dull.

Smart Phones & Rednecks

How 2 words in the technology dictionary  don't mix. A smart phone and redneck. What's this sync stuff? You can have social network sites, and be a redneck, back up pictures, send messages, but when it all goes together and then all your text message pictures get backed up online and people laugh, you just say how the heck?

There's a reason man invented the smart phone, it was to see what non smart girls were doing. But just some email, or a text on how to block that sync deally bob would be great.

But, now in this world where nothing is private, except the neighbor that live in the closet, buy on, there is someone out there watching you and everything you do. Give them a laugh, check in at the local strip joint, then check in at the free clinic the next day, leave em wondering, but get the last laugh!!!!

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