Small towns

The love of a small town comes from one not really giving a crap who knows more about themselves than they do. From farting on your porch, the whole town will know in about 5 minutes, probably faster not that 3G is reaching out to rural america.
If you don't want your name on the front page of the paper, when your family comes to town, MOVE!!! God forbid if you get a divorce, you are shunned like a morman grounded from his bicycle. Half the town is for you, half is against you.
If you don't want everyone to know your business and keep from everyone having their head up your butt, pack up and move on.

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