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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Signs that are wrong

Don't advertise grand opening for an obgyn clinic. Should I go on? Don't add now open either, just sayin.
Why is there a picture menu and braille menu available at a drive through? They make me drive up, as for it, feel around and order a whopper at mcdonalds. Then argue that it says in braille they have him, like they know.
Don't put parking in rear at ANY bar. This only leads to walking in with a bar stool upside down for seating for four.
Don't put now available sign up at a convent. That just gets all of us men riled up for a house of virgins that don't want us.
There are so many wrong signs to not put up, being a sign guy, I will put up anything you want to claim, and knowing me, if you can spell a dirty word with the letters going up, it will be spelled first, like HO in hotel, hung the ho and decided it was lunch time. So just think"what would gabe get out of this sign?" And you should be okay.
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