Did you KNOW

Did you know that man invented clear cool-aid so you can add in to the shower head and make them sticky without the water turning red or purple?
Did you know that if a guy passes out and you shave one of his legs, chances are he will shave the other on his own?
Did you know that if you lead a donkey to water and then kick him in the balls he will inhale 5 gallons of water?
Did you know only the special girls can spell their name in the snow without getting their feet wet?
Did you know if you call a woman the wrong name during the intimate moment, you get a black eye?
Did you know if you put mascara on your beard to hide your gray hair your shirt gets a black stripe and others laugh?
Did you know if you wear black pants to work and irk your gerkin before chances are those you work with will notice what happen?
Did you know that most people just pretend to not speak english but if you yell at them and cuss they understand it all?
Did you know that if you walk around with your fly down only the meat gazers will tell you it is down?
Did you know that kids just love to push your buttons cause they can?
If you ever wondered about some of these, just stop and think, most of us can understand where it is that I came up with these, and others will be WHAT is wrong with this dude? But all in all, if you don't know the reaction of something, try it. Like shaving one eyebrow off a person, I bet they shave the other one, and then the funny look is only half your problem, you didn't cause it.
The greatest things in life come from having a crash test dummy around to try new stunts out on. So get your dummy and make them proud.