Great things

Sometimes in life you wait until the things just come to you, with a mind like mine, oh they come alright.
Like why do people have fast cars but drive so slow? Drive it like you stole it or get the heck out of my way.
Who ever said bald isn't beautiful? If it wasn't, girls wouldn't pay so much for bikini wax.
But one thing we all missed in the book of life is your not old unless you trip over your balls or boobs, and for some, they could do both.
The world is made up of such great people, you just can't find them, the great ones are ninja. It is easier to nail jello onto a tree than to find a keeper anymore. But who's judging? Those damn ducks mate with the same one forever, and that is exactly why man hunts duck, they make us look bad.

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