First, always perform the crotch check. One does not want to take something home that is longer than him.
Never stay with a girl who is smaller in the waist than you. Reason being, she would think she wears the pants. You have to remind them, try these pants on, they can only get them to their waist, then tell them, I wear the pants here.
Don't stick with a girl who says this drink taste funny when you slip spanish fly in it. She will catch on so fast your hand won't even have a chance of break in period.
Make sure she can clean. Make damn sure she can cook. Walk in on her in the shower to see if she had to shave her nipples, or mustache. That gives you a chance to run if she does.
Check her job status, see if she makes more than she spends, or of she needs a sugar daddy. If she makes lots more, keep her and get joint account.
Plug in a porn during movie night to see her reaction, if she says gross, sex may be an issue, if she likes it, rip off the clothes.
But before you decide your hand needs a replacement, get some as often as you can. That is the only toy that you can't wear out, no matter how hard you try. Insure she knows you don't share, but do donate old toys to the needy.
So with that word of advise, get out, stop playing xbox cause your a geek, put away the computer and paying to see something you will never feel, and get ya some.
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SO, glad I was married before my husband saw your words of wisdom here! You crack me up.
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