Why

Out of 10 fingers to hit why does it always have to be a pinky finger? That is the question of the day, why would the smallest finger be on the outside just waiting to get smashed? Its like a midgit standing out in the middle of the highway saying HIT ME, and then kapow, you got them faster than a bulls butt puckering being the next one in line for the castration.
If it was me, I would have reversed the damn order, or just took all the pain receptors out and dispersed them to other fingers so when it did get hit it didn't hurt so bad. But that's me.
And why the hell is every dog such a badass until the vacuum comes out of the closet? My god dog, stop trying to be so bad and get a grip dude, if you didn't get hair everywhere, we wouldn't need to get it out to chase you so often. Nothing beats getting out the hose and sucking the dog, just to watch him freak. It is a better laugh than putting scotch tape on the paws of a cat.
But, gotta go now, the dog is barking and the vac is coming out to show him who the boss is!!!