So when you see a dude with a pick up, or a single dude with a lifted truck, you will now know WHY. After driving all over this round world, although I have never seen a curve, I still think Christopher Columbus fell off the side of the square. But anywho.
There was a single guy who had a F-150 and put a 6 inch lift on it. This dude also worked for the city parks department, and he couldn't get a date for nothing. So one day, at lunch, or break, he decided to spill some ashphalt on the drive down at the park. In doing this, he became the speed bump king. Not only did he slow traffic down. But this dude was SMART!!!
He gave us Rednecks a reason to pick up a chick and drive through the parks. Not only does it slow you down. But in a 4 x 4 vehicle, it is a boobie shaker. So, if your girl wants to cover the puppies up and hide them and you need a good tester outer, just to see what kind of bouncy they are packing, off to the park. This was mans best invention.
So, then you ask, what about rumble bars on the interstate? Well, those are trucker butthole ticklers. Them truckers are all alone, just them and the open road, cruising down, delivering whatever is in their trailer. So, ya, they need some excitement too. If you ever follow a truck, you will know how often they hit them. Maybe it is good for hemroids, I don't know. But anywho,,,,,,
My Mr. Speed Bump maker, you are a class act. But driving in that park, don't be silly, wrap ole willy.
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