Frustration

Sexual Frustration, ice chompers, master baiters, bean flickers, and all in all, Dr. John dreamers. Having sexual frustrations is a bad thing in today's world, even small towns have girls that are trying to keep from being frustrated. And Vegas,,,,,ain't no reason to be there.
I'm the kind of guy that has to wear duct tape on his leg to keep people from knowing how frustrated a guy can be. Nothing like trying to cage a monkey. But man, after a while, that glue on the tape will almost make your member look like a barbershop pole. So, I have learned to wrap him in toilet paper, then tape it down.
Think of what Pamela Anderson goes thru at night? The Ho of all Ho's and being single, well, probably having some poor frustrated bastard pay to play with that silly putty chest she is prancing around with. I wonder if she laid on a newspaper if the print would transfer? Hummmm, well, I now have a mission.
So, when I am out, on the prowl, I always look for the ice chompers, that is a sure tail sign of sexual frustration. Even if they are low on iron, they need some iron in their diet, heck ya I am packing some non rusty iron in my britches. A damn I beam that could be used on a skyscraper. Okay, enough about me, but don't be silly, wrap ole willy, and watch out if your chomping ICE around me.