Thesaurus

One thing I never learned from all my school going days was what the hell we needed a thesaurus for? First of all, if you know the word you want to use, why would you look for another word that means the same thing? All that does is confuse me like scotch taping a cat's paws. If I don't really know what a word means, I usually just skip over it and try to figure it out in the sentence, but the power of the thesaurus words don't fit into anything in my world.
It's bad enough we have thru, through, and other simple words. But it's not like I really enjoyed reading, I'm to simple minded like that. If there is time to read, there is time to watch porn. But, if you want me to remember an article, just print it in a girl magazine. Not that I'm a perv, but I am just a guy. Hint's why Playboy has the best articles, cause they are the only one's we read. Surprise? Hell no.
So what I am saying, LADIES, if you want us to read something, or do something. Just put a naked picture next to the honey do list, and watch what happens. If your husband don't get surprised and pay attention, come bring me the list,,,,,with the pic. Don't cheat me!! And if he does pay attention and all the jobs and crap are done before the end of the day, don't be silly wrap ole willy.