Angle of Life

Sometimes in life you just have to let things go. You can't just let them boil up until you go crazy. So,,,,,in my terms.
Life is just like a fart. You can't keep it in, cause it will cause you pain, and not feel good. So, if you just let it go, not only do you feel better, but depending on the release, it is alot cheaper than paying a shrink.. So, just remember, life is just like a fart, and there is always going to be a pain in the ass somewhere waiting to get you.

Another thing I have learned about life. You can loan friends or neighbors money, and that is end of seeing it. So,,,,,in my terms.
Money is just like weed. When you have it, everyone wants it. When you don't have it, nobody wants to share it with you. And when you finally do give in and share, it all goes up in smoke.

So if you take the good, and take the bad, you pretty much stop and think of how the little things in life are funny, or known to me in my world. There is nothing wrong with being a redneck, we always look at things from a different angle, and that angle is usually the one that makes since to everyone else.

Materialistic

I have noticed in my redneck growing up that some women just can't figure out what cards where handed to them and don't know how to play them. Them are the kind of Texas Hold'em players you want to make some money off. For instance.
In todays world you can buy alot of things, lips, boobs, butts, tummy tucks, more hair, eyebrows, and the non-shave upper lips. Now com'on man, we all know when you got some plastic in ya. Its them summer days when you go outside and that plastic gets warm and droopy that is the tale tale sign. Just be your yourself, or can't ya deal with the cards that were dealt to you? This is the kind of girl that use to cheat at UNO so she would win cause she thinks she's all that and a pack of oreos.
And then to take all this plastic extras you paid a Dr. for and open your own shop so everyone can come in and you get your STARDOM FACTOR to cheer you up, and you still have that crappy attitude of I'm better than you because I'm about $12,000 in debt with my ass. I just don't understand.
Back in woods country of America, there are chicks without teeth, wirey hair, one arm, no boobs, hairlips, and whatever else that are happy and genuine. So what ever makes you to go Social on the ole Facebook, and make yourself something your not, is like slapping your own face in the public.
If ya can't face the reality of life, and deal with what you got, all I ask is don't drink out of a bottle with them fish lips, you look like a carp sucking for bugs, and them skinny jeans, they are okay, guys like me like butts, but holy smokes, remove the tag off that cheek you bought.

Welcome to America

As a veteran, I've been to 13 countries and not a one of them will bow down to English. But come to America and go ahead and speak your native language, we will just print all our crap in your language. This is bullshit.
My idea is to buy Mexico, paint up the buildings, do some landscaping, and in order to do that, we need to send some painters and landscapers back down there. To choose which ones, we give them instructions written in English, the ones that don't understand, your going back!!! Get it ask spruced up, sell it to a country that we know can't afford the payment, then repossess it, so we got the country, and some extra money owed to us.
Keep moving south doing that, then that big ass wall we can't afford, is a heck of alot shorter!!!!
Then sell the Florida tip, aka Miami, to puerto rico, heck half their country is there now, the signs are in spanish, so they got it made, and we make more money.
In closing, WELCOME TO AMERICA, SPEAK ENGLISH OUR GO HOME!!!

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