Angle of Life

Sometimes in life you just have to let things go. You can't just let them boil up until you go crazy. So,,,,,in my terms.
Life is just like a fart. You can't keep it in, cause it will cause you pain, and not feel good. So, if you just let it go, not only do you feel better, but depending on the release, it is alot cheaper than paying a shrink.. So, just remember, life is just like a fart, and there is always going to be a pain in the ass somewhere waiting to get you.

Another thing I have learned about life. You can loan friends or neighbors money, and that is end of seeing it. So,,,,,in my terms.
Money is just like weed. When you have it, everyone wants it. When you don't have it, nobody wants to share it with you. And when you finally do give in and share, it all goes up in smoke.

So if you take the good, and take the bad, you pretty much stop and think of how the little things in life are funny, or known to me in my world. There is nothing wrong with being a redneck, we always look at things from a different angle, and that angle is usually the one that makes since to everyone else.

Farts

So the question is, is a fart actually considered an ass burp? Who ever came up with the word fart? It just sounds dirty with 4 letter and starts with a F. But on the other hand, who wants someone to ask, Did you just burp out your ass? burps and farts can both stink, if you push to hard you can get some liquid behind each of them.
But, the actually idea came to mind from being so cold outside, that you could see your breath, and being a man, I wanted to know if I let a good burp would it steam. And yes it did. So, I pushed harder and ripped an ass burp, that also had the same effect of the oral burp.
But, on the other hand, to make the chair fart out of a burp would look like a pervert who is sniffing the chair behind a blonde beauty with a g-string that just got out of the chair. And what if the person that was there before sharted on the chair and then you wanted to make a chair burp. That is way to much energy expelled for a guy like me, I don't care who thinks I'm sniffing some hot chicks ass or not. It is easy to get down, but man, that picking myself up is getting harder and harder.
So, when in the presents of someone that already thinks your as crazy a tongue chewer in a candy store, test it out and let me know what kind of ass mouth sounds you can make that sound alike. And I really don't care about the smell, its all the music to my ears that matters.