I took my babe down to that lady with the secret store, oh man, she don't have no secrets. That is the only store I have been in where I didn't have to undress the shoppers, I sat in there like a virgin in a porn shop. Instead of undressing them with my psychic powers, I tried to imagine some of them wearing those secret things on!!! My gosh, then she went to try something on, now leave me alone in the damn store. So I started walking around like I was birthday shopping, but man, you can't walk well with a third leg looking like teepee. So I stood there like I got shot, in total amazement.
Then I found this g string, I figured out where it got its name, when the wearer farts, it sounds like a g string on my guitar.
The one thing I learned, that bitch with a secret has good taste, and a g string has to be located near the g spot. Next time, I'm wearing duck tape to hold my little fellow down to look some more.
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