What were they thinking?

Who is the idiot that thought putting a hair net inside mens swim trunks? were they sitting around one day and thought, gosh this will keep the guy from getting a woodie at the pool? They made the holes large enough for a penny to fall out of, the elastic is tighter than an 87 year old nun that cuts the circulation off going down the legs.
So then when you get out of the water, your so uncomfortable you can't lift your leg in worries the elastic will cut one off, and going down a high speed slide and all that junk gets thrown up your the crack of your butt is NOT fun. You have to pull it out when you get stood up so people don't laugh, and your butt hairs are all twinned up in the netting, so them the battle begins, one large tug, jump, and holler is a sure tale sign all or most of your butt hair is now in the netting.
Then when you get home and change, your laundry person in your house always has to ask, wtf did you smuggle in your trunks at the pool? A damn gerbil, what do you think it was? I have learned that DO NOT remove them before wearing, they do keep your junk under control. Do not make them of silk, you tote around a teepee all day, and you can't wear normal under wear because it gives you a rash. So, what I think is we need is a mankini! Bikini bottom for men that women can't see. But until then, I will remain to have patches of missing hair on my butt, so please don't laugh when I moon you.

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