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So to the vast majority of single females, the reason for owning a webcam is a part time job. They take all these silly pictures, Patty them on Facebook, and think us guys won't find out they have a part time gig.
Well, the purple head gives it away. It sticks out worse than a viagra pill in an seldom bottle. But some of those girls are way to good looking to be just sitting at home alone.
So therefore, they need a social life, that's when a buddy with a hot tub inside his house comes in handy.
Invite her over to his place, watch some football while she's doing what all women would do and sit in the tub. Little does she know when she gets out, the house is going to feel like a fireplace, and off goes the clothes.
Now to make her really feel at home, pull out the video camera, then say, gosh you don't even have to run this webcam. If she gets mad and stomps out, make sure your a true friend and toss her a box of batteries out the door. So purple heads on Facebook aren't all bad you just have to know how to approach them.

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