black friday

What a crock of refried beans and spaghetti corporate America was to have such a holiday. The time of the year they prove how greedy they are 11 months out of the year by showing us how low they can sell the crap we buy. So, really? A TV at $188 when the next day its $299.

But we are the ones being like a kid in a candy store, camping out, waiting, having the shakes to read the ads and "priming" ourselves to act like cattle getting loaded into a trailer. But, we blow the money we don't have from the jobs the government made cut us, to show them we like deals.

Heck, its the one time of year you can finally act like a thug and take things out of other peoples cart, hip check people out of the way, and the occasional elbow to the ribs to get this corporate candy before someone does the same. I love it!!!! Finally a day I can treat everyone in my way like an ex!!! Life is great!!!

So until the greatest bash your ass holiday of the year, we wait, dreaming of more cool stuff to buy at a great price, and talking about how we whipped ass and got you cheap Christmas presents. If we were smart, we would celebrate Christmas after Christmas when you can buy more Christmas stuff for less money. Loving Black Fridays!!!!!

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