True Friend

Alot of us have this belief that some of our friends are good friends. But I now have to set you all straight. A TRUE GOOD FRIEND is a friend that will steal your shit back from the impound yard, hide it in their garage, and make sure you get it back. Now that is way above and beyond bailing you out of jail and not telling your wife.
Nothing says I got a secret until you have had a vehicle taken, for no reason, and put up in a "doghouse" until you contact the Police Department to get it back. Some things that surprised me, is only in small town America, will an impound lot not have a fence. That is like having pet ducks with no water. Lets think, usually people who get stuff impounded, are the bad ones, like the same group that will steal their stuff back from the impound lot.
Nothing is better than a phone call saying, hey buddy, I got your vehicle back, it's in my garage, but we got to be quick. Get it out of town, and hide it, make sure you sell it, only cash. And whatever you do, don't rat your peep out, that's a real peep right there.
So when you think you have some balls, you have nothing until you have stollen your buddies stuff back from the Police impound lot. That is something I can't say, but I am sure one that would do that, better damn sure not be silly and wrap ole willy. We don't need anymore genius thiefs.