Talk about fun, I haven't had that much fun since I spent a whole day in divorce court. It was better than watching a taco salad climb a pole. But to show up, and see all these people of took video games to the next level, to be outside, get sunburn, drink a snowcone, and watch some amazing toys fly around the sky was awesome. I did happen to have my eyes on a couple things.
One was the Amish family, all be damn Caleb, them there ain't solar powered spaceships, I guess they better not get a battery operated one, cause it takes POWER to charge it. Unless Eunice wants to ride that generator that we on the outside call a stationary bicycle. Choice is yours, horse or plane?
The other thing that was sweeter than Lady Gaga grabbing my head and laying a huge kiss on may lips was this helicopter, that sucker had 4 propellers, hints the name of quadcopter. Humm, didn't dawn on me. Magine that. But this deal would operate on GPS, could you imagine the money I could save by NOT having to drive around to check out which pool I'm going to swim at? I could toss this sucker off my back deck, and have it do the Scouting for MILF's for me. Just get me a camera from down at Walmart, strap that sucker onto the bottom on the chopper and I'm set. It will come home with some awesome scouting reports. I can make this into YouTube, and make ya famous.
All I know is the chopper itself was $800, and to have them put a UV camera on it, would jack it up to about $20,000. I don't want a UV, heck, I just wanna see what's at the pool before I waste the gas to drive down and check it out myself. Man, talk about getting a guy excited, just remember, if get one at the pool, chlorine won't kill some of that stuff, so don't be silly, wrap ole willy.
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Monday, June 18, 2012
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
From Kansas
You know your in Kansas when you roll down the highway and all the corn has been replaced by sunflowers. Kansas is a great state, Oklahoma sucks and keeps Texas from falling into Mexico so Kansas is here to stay.
When I went to the grocery store, there was this little gal there with one of them shinny bugers in her nose, they call them noserings down younder, but to me it's a glitter buger. So, I said, hey you go some fairy fart on the side of your nose, and in that Kansas grin she called me a rotten name. Magine that. But only in Kansas can you travel an hour from the middle of the state to the east and be behind a shitting car, or what they call Amish transporter.
Them Amish, ole Caleb, his folks can make some kick butt bread, down at the bakery in Yoder, but the place I like to hang is Great Bend, cuz Yoder don't have a bowling alley. Wonder if Amish can really bowl like King Pen? Where the white are white and the Mexicans run scared. They gots a free zoo down there, and to take a little 5 foot 4 inch person in there, I love to watch them tigers and bears, oh my, lick their chops thinking "snack".
But only in Kansas can you meet a stranger and walk away with a new friend. Stop and spit seeds with a farmer and he tell you lots of good jokes. Catch family mooning other family members on the front porch during Turkey Day celebrations, and meet the coolest people drinking ice in a blizzard in their boxers. Now if they would decide to get a football team at either college, they might really earn a place on my list. To just stop and wonder how the hell I was born in a round hospital confuses me. Specially when they tell you the bathroom is around the corner. But you know your a Kansasan when you have a black and purple wrist tattoo so you see your colors flying at the speed of your hand.
Rock Chalk
When I went to the grocery store, there was this little gal there with one of them shinny bugers in her nose, they call them noserings down younder, but to me it's a glitter buger. So, I said, hey you go some fairy fart on the side of your nose, and in that Kansas grin she called me a rotten name. Magine that. But only in Kansas can you travel an hour from the middle of the state to the east and be behind a shitting car, or what they call Amish transporter.
Them Amish, ole Caleb, his folks can make some kick butt bread, down at the bakery in Yoder, but the place I like to hang is Great Bend, cuz Yoder don't have a bowling alley. Wonder if Amish can really bowl like King Pen? Where the white are white and the Mexicans run scared. They gots a free zoo down there, and to take a little 5 foot 4 inch person in there, I love to watch them tigers and bears, oh my, lick their chops thinking "snack".
But only in Kansas can you meet a stranger and walk away with a new friend. Stop and spit seeds with a farmer and he tell you lots of good jokes. Catch family mooning other family members on the front porch during Turkey Day celebrations, and meet the coolest people drinking ice in a blizzard in their boxers. Now if they would decide to get a football team at either college, they might really earn a place on my list. To just stop and wonder how the hell I was born in a round hospital confuses me. Specially when they tell you the bathroom is around the corner. But you know your a Kansasan when you have a black and purple wrist tattoo so you see your colors flying at the speed of your hand.
Rock Chalk
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