Okay Kids

I have some smart ideas for and some things to think about for teens today. But first and foremost, lets just thank them for being them.
The future of America is in your hands, when you make it up to be someone that you have always strived to be. Stop and think. Make sure you have enough votes to win office, make sure you don't declare war and send young people of there to take care of it when your old butt is the one who wanted it. I mean, if we sent you over there at age 50, I am sure you could talk the war progress down.
If you are going to decide to start a war, especially over gas prices. Why would you send over thousands of troops and no vehicles? Come on, take the gas, thats what your fighting for anyways. Don't let us down.
Never believe an old lady with no wrinkles is naturally beautiful. I mean comeon, botox, internal jello, and silicone are all on the rise. That is why we have so many women think they are barbies, but they arent really. Barbie has no holes. HINT HINT
Always listen to your parents. Ya, you may think they are drunk and stupid when telling you things, but when you hit the ripe age of 21 or 22, you will know, we are information GODS.
So, when you think about going into the future, stop, think, with the upper head, its no much of a bad place, it just has eggheads leading it. So, don't be an egghead, and surely don't find yourself with a patch on your eye in a roadside ditch.

Teenagers

If you ever want to know something about how something is, just ask a teenager. They know it all. Some things you can't do to a teenager is, wake them up early, ask them to do chores, and trust them to tell you what they are doing.
In todays world, if you want to keep your teen at home and a virgin just but a PS3. Heck, mine is great, I always know where he is, and the 6 hours he is awake, he is playing his game. He knows best, just ask him. His social life is talking to his gamer buddies, but how is that bad, his dad just chats with people online.
Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree. But, I love gamers my age, while they are playing online, I am having fun with their girl. And MW3, what the heck? I thought it was Monday Margaritas for $3, guess I need to get with the times here.
Well, time to wake the stinky kid and get some lunch. Plus the PS3 controller is whinning it wants held.