Who ever came up with working on Mondays obviously was nothing thinking with the right head. I believe it was a guy who took the last woman standing home from the bar, and decided that was his only escape. That's a crock of crap if you ask me. First off, NOBODY takes the last one standing, with the hairy nipples, and croutons in her belly button. But anywho.
After hitting the road, I myself don't really have a day to sleep in. So, what I am going to do, is beings our current President prays 5 times a day, at 10 minutes a prayer, that give's us normal people an hour. He works out about 2 hours a day, so now we have 3, and then has some family time with his girls, surely he is a super dad with our tax payers gas and goes and gets them from school, so theres another hour. Now we have 4, and add one for lunch. So, I'm sure that he drinks lots of water, which kills another hour in the bathroom. Then, obviously he has friends he chats with, so now I have 8. So, if we all just bitch loud enough, and sign some petitions, we can just have us a 3 day weekend, because our fearless leader spends 8 hours a day goofing off. What is 8 hours to us, when he does it everyday.
Someone has to be there to collect the tax money coming in, so he gets paid. Well, what has he given to me? Notta a damn thing, I didn't even get a birthday card. But actually, I would have sent it back, just to save the stamp with my email address on the back, send it free there chicken leg eater!! So, from now on, when we are stumbling out of bed, to work, think all be damn, Gabe was right, we should just all get together and have a day off. WTF, the bank isn't even open today, now that really has me going. Damn, so don't be silly wrap ole willy.
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Monday, February 20, 2012
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Work
One day I hope to find oil in my back yard, but until then I guess I will keep on getting up early to go to work. If I were to with the lottery, I would probably still work, because setting at home is boring and make s you gain lots if weight.
If I didn't make payment s every month for getting laid, which is a crock, I probably wouldn't have to work, but again, there is always a cost of having fun.
I love to watch people, from the air, you can see alot, inside cars, down shirts, way or to the other side of the parking lot. The thing that cracks me up is women always look around before they are going to do something a guy has no shame to do, like pick their nose or butt. But they never ever look up. I have seen the funniest things, from a woman changing in the drivers seat of her car, a younger girl playing with herself when her mom went into shop, lots of women picking their noses, tons picking their butt when they get out of the car. If your undies are that tight, my god, but bigger ones.
But the funniest thing I seen was a woman adjusting her puppies in her shirt, with a big purse, swing the purse and it knocked her over. So,,, being me up at 35 feet in the air above her, I yelled down, you okay looks like your purse got the best of you when your hands were full. She instantly turned bright red.
But the greatest thing is yet to be seen. I haven't seen a car rocking in daylight, but when I do, I will go down and run over and start banging on the window yelling. Oh to catch them in the act, I know I would piss my pants if that happen to me.
But, I guess I will keep going to work to look down on people, and if you see a boom truck with the boom in the air, it didn't get that way just because it wanted to, someone like me is watching you!!!! Look up!!!!
If I didn't make payment s every month for getting laid, which is a crock, I probably wouldn't have to work, but again, there is always a cost of having fun.
I love to watch people, from the air, you can see alot, inside cars, down shirts, way or to the other side of the parking lot. The thing that cracks me up is women always look around before they are going to do something a guy has no shame to do, like pick their nose or butt. But they never ever look up. I have seen the funniest things, from a woman changing in the drivers seat of her car, a younger girl playing with herself when her mom went into shop, lots of women picking their noses, tons picking their butt when they get out of the car. If your undies are that tight, my god, but bigger ones.
But the funniest thing I seen was a woman adjusting her puppies in her shirt, with a big purse, swing the purse and it knocked her over. So,,, being me up at 35 feet in the air above her, I yelled down, you okay looks like your purse got the best of you when your hands were full. She instantly turned bright red.
But the greatest thing is yet to be seen. I haven't seen a car rocking in daylight, but when I do, I will go down and run over and start banging on the window yelling. Oh to catch them in the act, I know I would piss my pants if that happen to me.
But, I guess I will keep going to work to look down on people, and if you see a boom truck with the boom in the air, it didn't get that way just because it wanted to, someone like me is watching you!!!! Look up!!!!
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