Traveling

Nothing beats the feeling of knowing you are going to get out of the home for a short time. But, man, when it's weekend after weekend, I just decided to live my life out of a suitcase. If I was smart, I would just live with my parents during my time I was home, save rent, and utilities, and then just travel some more. On the road you get to see some pretty neat stuff.
Like down in Tex-ass, a speed bump is considered a line of armadillos crossing the road. In Oklahoma, you go from toothless Joe's to tattoo'd Indians back to normals that just talk funny. Iowa has the northerners, where the men are men and the sheep run scared, and South Dakota, is a backwards Oklahoma. Colorado is just colorful, with all the immigrants they let out at night, and Wyoming,,,,,well,,,,,when the wind aint blowing, you ain't gonna see no panties unless you pay for em. And then ya got Kansas, where northeast, they are vowed not to laugh, and the central, where funny is funny, and the west, where English is non-understanding.
But there are many things I love about the road. The achmed running the hotels, what ever happen to the old couple that lived in the apartment behind the counter? Now you walk in, smell BBQ fish, and get a ELLO, HEP YOU? Man, the good ole days. But I guess that is what the world is coming to when we offer 5 star hotels at a 1 star price. Hummmmmm, who knew?
That's about as jacked up as my smart phone, having the screen on one side and the camera on the other. Now I know why they have dash mounts for them, but I shut my damn hand in the door 3 times just trying to skype to my brother. STUPID IDEA, that is a lesson of COMPUTER GEEK FAIL.
So, until you read again, don't be silly wrap ole willy. Oh, and I can now say, leave my woman alone.

Skype

So, I got this deally bob app picture click a roosky on my phone named skype. So, I figured, what the hell is this. So, being a curious redneck with no technology at my fingertips to know what something is, I tapped it. I set it all up, and then I went into this fantasy world better than Mr. Rogers ever had to offer with them finger puppets.
I am sitting there, just skyping away and talking, and talking. For some reason the person on the other end was just laughing, and laughing, and then more people came into the room. I am thinking, WOW, what a way to make impression as being an impressionist on SKYPE. Sweetness. After there was about 20 people in the room laughing and pointing. It dawned on me.
Some idiot who invented these phone apps needed to think before he does such a thing. That goober put the damn video camera on the opposite side of the screen, so in order for me to watch the people, the camera was facing the other direction. What the hell is the purpose of that? My damn laptop has the camera right on the screen, where its suspose to be. NOT on the back side showing everyone that I had just got out of the shower and haven't gotten dressed. App erased, well played SKYPE GEEKS!!! Another reason, redneck and smartphone is not a mix.