Fish

Nothing is funnier than walking into a fish store to get fish and telling the worker you like your fish with tater sauce. The dumb founded look can also be found on the McDonalds drive thru when you order the braille menu. I know most people get fish because you don't have to get up and down to let them out, you don't have to make sure their bowls have food and water. I mean, just a few reasons fish are better than about anything, oh, I must say, fish can go a couple days without food too, my cat didn't make it. I really don't know what got the cat, if it was the forgot to feed him, or the fact he couldn't run from the BB's fast enough.
I'll have to check that one out when I go to Walmart and get the free cat of the day in the parking lot.
I kinda like my fish, I got some fresh water colorful things, at first they were always picking on each other, kinda like putting 3 dogs in a backyard, one is always going to be getting picked on. But I got me some cichlids, which are cool, but two of them, I swear are part dolphin. Every time I lift the lid to feed em, they put their noses out of the water and dance around. I tried to give them a small ball the other day to see if they could do tricks, but the swallowed it. Man, their mouths are as big as a snake. In fear of one nearing death from the ball swallowing like a hooker on a prosthetic penis, I decided to catch him. I netted the little dude, and tried to suck it back out with mouth to mouth, but that wasn't working, so I flipped him around, and right underneath his tail.........................................don't be silly wrap ole willy.

My Blog

You know, when I first found out how to blog, thanks Unrue, I figured WTF, and not welcome to facebook, it's so easy a redneck caveman can do it. It is just so funny how I can go back in time and read how my mind is an endless adventure and you, and me, really know what is going to come out next. Its kinda like taking up a dare to get in the hottub when there is a hairy dude in there that looks like he is wrapped up by seaweed.
And then, people come up to me, I love your blog, NO CRAP? Me too, never have I had this much fun since I was 14 and discovered lotion. It is great. I can go out in my old world and travel like the Jetson's, not to be confused by the Jeffersons, and just write. Maybe I can sell this stuff to a shrink or something. Ah, what is the use for that?
But, to just run and jump on a page to make others laugh, and then do a stand up, remembering the title and not remembering what I had typed makes it all more fun. It's kinda like sex, or not, or maybe kinda. Maybe not really the laugh part. But I did figure out the other night, my girlfriend belives in the 5 second rule. I got all into it, like a LJ Jenkins riding a bull, and fell off the bed, and YUUUUUUPPPPP, she picked right on up before the 5 seconds and finished. Now that's a keeper. Other than the concussion, bruised ribs, and black eye, that was the time of my life right there. I looked like Justin Bieber in high heels I was so proud.
But, anyways, I hope you all enjoy my endless mind adventures, and keep reading. Cause even for real, in my life, when I talk, nobody can predict what is going to come out. I have got the "if you embarrass me one time" speech more than Chris Brown hearing "don't hit me again". So, until then, don't be silly, wrap ole willy.